Thursday, August 23, 2007

DiVaLiCiOuS!!!!....


“every woman knows all about everything.” --Rudyard Kipling

Gosh!! It feels so good being a woman…I was flipping through the magazine of India today when I came across this article which stated a handful of reasons as to why men envy women..or better still if I put it in this way…how are women superior..if not superior..how special they are as compared to the other sex…it just made me sit back & think of some wonderful elements of my life that I njoyed/njoy being a woman…
Dating back to the childhood days…every mamma wants her daughter to look at her best..frilly baby pink frocks..ribbons..ballerina shoes…cute beaded anklets,,,even as a child we had lot of options to pick from.. Again it’s a fact that in schools n even in the families..the guy child is always held responsible for any nuisance act commited,,,for teachers & parents think baby gals are sweet haloed creatures unlike the eternal born devils-guys..citin an example—i remember I was quite a notorious thing in school but since I was decent in academics n other curricular activities, I had kinda okay repute in school, I remember in my 6 or 7th grade..our class had this really frail short..snobbish kinda class monitor, but I must say he was outspoken n was kinda oversmart, & was appointed as class rep after going through a series of buttering n “u r always right ma’m” sessions with our then weird ‘straight outa som e other planet’ class teacher…on a particular day the entire class was punished where we were supposed to complete an assignment without putin our bums on d seat unless we are done, n he was there to make sure everyone does their works effectively without creating any hassles, a history assignment it was, it was obvious from my side to start messing around to kill time..i threw my books aside & sat down peacefully without giving a damn to that sicky creature,, seeing me lot of others had gathered enough guts to do the same..the class went out of his control, & I was the one who was talking & shouting at the top of my voice, this gesture of mine was more than enough for him to lose his temper..the very next moment our class saw a real good memorable war, we exchanged punches, kicks & slaps..lol..that was really funny..but since he was the one who started first..n being a gal it was obvious 4 me 2 fite back & take revenge..all I needed was some women supporters, which I got…& the next step was to xplode the bomb targettin him..& the result was he was badly thrashed by the teachers..carried a black mark throughout & his position was given to some1 else on the grounds of misutilising power & striking fights with angelic..softspoken persons..lol!!..that was a real memorable event in my life…girl power!!
Hmmm..now coming to the teenaged period….the best period in a gal’s life, lovely dresses accessories make-up bling-bling lookin stuffs n lot of other things..all u need is a little bit of mix-match n voila!! U are ready to rock!!!!..but poor guys they dnt have much options thse days..an ugly looking gal can look hot with some tricks..n can turn a few heads but not the same with guys..its a proven fact that guys stare at women…whereas women stare at other women..its an age old tradition which is stil continuing…& in a relationship, guys are expected to make d 1st move…they have 2 shed all their inhibitions to ask a gal out n should be even prepared to hear a ‘NO’..gals hardly face such circumstances...lot of discotheques provide ladies nite out n al that with free drinks n al..n guys..they need a partner wid them 2 enter the premises..



Then when it comes to having family, she plays the role of wife, daughter, mother effectively. Women play any role thrown at them with seemingly effortless ease.her salary goes straight into the shopping malls..clothes..jewelleries etc..in other words she likes to spend on herself…& n her hubby’s salary is expected to be spent on beautiful clothes & diamonds 4 his beloved spouse,,,that means more of clothes & accessories 4 us!! We love desserts we can relish them anytime & everytime..it produces endorphins..n makes us feel good…when it comes to men..they enjoy their boozing sessions with their men folks..but they drop their beer bottles at times to be with us, .then the most most important facet of being a woman is that they have the power to give birth & create life, men just get to stand by & watch...
Coming to the next stage..its an irony that kids are attached more to their mammas.. Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house..mothers are divine beings..4 which we can numerous adjectives another women…& then it’s a fact that A woman has the last word in any argument…Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument….
Honestly speaking!! I would b dead if I weren’t a woman!!!..

5 comments:

Panda Pondering said...

"it’s a fact that A woman has the last word in any argument"

this reminds me of a joke - A man says "I wanted a dog, my wife wanted a cat..so we compromised and got a cat!"

ipsita said...

how true..i believe women they are sensibl yet practical as compared to men..so they deserve al this..n thanks 4 ur comments..

justinx said...

She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child,
But she's always a woman to me

She can lead you to love
She can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But she'll never believe
And she'll take what you give her, as long as it's free
Yeah, she steals like a thief
But she's always a woman to me

Anandh said...

You r a kind of mystery....

ipsita said...

itz not abt me or any1 particular...itz abt women as a whole...n as far as being mysterious is considered..i gues every person is a mystery..u cant accurately predict another person'z instincts...if u do then u ll called some divine creature or angel/God...